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Choice of Lesson (Bấm chuột vào ô sổ xuống bên dưới và chọn bài kiểm tra)
Monday, August 13, 2007
Beggar
Crossword puzzle
"Why are you crying, little man? said the old gent to a small boy. "Father chewed me out for doing a crossword puzzle." "Good gracious! Why?" "Well, sir, one clue was a word of three letters meaning what is drunk every night - and I put "dad".
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Beggar
"Why do you beg?"
"The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink)."
"Why do you drink?"
"To give me the courage to beg".
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They're gone
St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 people from New York City showed up. Never having seem anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, St. Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, St. Peter returned breathless and said, "They're gone!". "What?" said the God. "All of them are gone?". "No!" replied St. Peter "I'm talking about the Pearly Gates!"
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