A new trick

A new trick

The conjurer was arranging a new stage trick, and on the day before its introduction he asked his young son to help him. "When I ask for a boy to come on the stage, you must come at once. But you must not do anything or say anything that will make the audience think that you know me."

The boy said he understood everything and when the conjurer asked for help, he came forward quickly and was invited on the stage. When he got there, the conjurer said: "Look at this boy! He has never seen me before, have you, my boy?"

"No, father!" answered the boy.

Sender: Pham Thuy Linh <thuylinh@vol.vnn.vn>

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I didn't see

A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he
finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock.

"Hurry!" she said to the repairman, "You'll have to hide... my
husband is insanely jealous."

There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman
hid inside the TV console.

The husband walked in and sat down in his favorite chair to
watch some football. Meanwhile, the repairman was inside the
TV, all squashed up, and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he
couldn't stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the
room and out the front door.

The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, then
looked back at the TV set again, and said, "I didn't see the
referee send that guy off the field, did you?

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