Key to loyalty

Being stupid twice

Hung and Lan were watching a movie, in which a team of police officer were chasing after a bank robber to the edge of a very steep cliff. Hung bet on the robber not jumping off the cliff while Lan insisted the guy would.
Then, bang, bang, the robber took off and was eventually rescued and carried to the hospital in a serious condition. Hung paid Lan and said:
'I have a confession to make.'
'What's that?' Lan wondered.
' I already watched the movie before.'
'Why did you still bet on him not jumping off?'
'Because I did not think he was stupid enough to hurt himself twice.'

Sender: Eric Eng

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Key to loyalty

In days of old, when knights were bold, and beauty was numerous an loyal. This particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called for one of his squires. 'I'am leaving for the crusade; here is my key to my wife's chastity belt. If in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key.' The knight set out on the dusty road, armoured from head to toe, and took one last look at his castle. As he was ready to ride off, he saw the squire rushing across the drawbridge, jelling for him 'WRONG KEY, SIR!'

Sender: TayThi (taythi@writemail.com)

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Adultary

A man tells his mistress that anything she wants, he could do it except shaving his beard. For he already told his wife that his beard is an indication of his loyalty to her. One day his girlfriend becomes suspicious of him being a married man. She tells him that she would not love him unless he shaves his beard. The man begs and begs without any success and finally yields to his girlfriend and has his beard shaved. That very night, he goes home feeling guilty of cheating his loyal wife and scared of having to confess his sin. He sneaks to the bed, making no noices and lying beside his wife. The wife reaches out for his face and whispers: "Darling, not today, the beardy-bustard will come home in any moment."

Sender: Mai Tay Thi

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