Why are men and women so different ?

"Why are men and women so different?"

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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Checking up

A boy walked into a drug store and asked permission to use the telephone. Then the following conversation took place:
"Is that you, Mr Jones?"
"Yes," seemed to be the answer.
"Well, Mr Jones, I saw your advertisement in the morning paper the other day, and you wanted a boy. Did you get one?"
"Yes," seemed to be the answer again.
"Well, Mr Jones, are you satisfied with him?"
The answer appeared still to be affirmative.
"Well, Mr Jones, if you are not satisfied, please call me at Main 54."
The boy turned and wanted to go out, when the druggist, who had overheard, remarked, "You probably wanted to get the job, didn't you?"
"Oh, no, sir," answered the boy, "I'm the boy, who is already working down there. I just wanted to know whether they are satisfied with me."

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Secret

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."

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