Lawyer's heart

Lawyer's heart

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, we have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young,
healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle_aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. which do you want?
"I'll take the lawyer's heart", said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. " It was easy" said the patient, " I wanted a heart
that hadn't been used."

Sender: Tran Dang De (trande@hotmail.com)

source: vnn.vn

"You're going to die"

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said,"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.
If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. "Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by being pleasant and giving him plenty of back rubs.
Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. "And, most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.

source: vnn.vn